Love

Love is like chocolate. At first you enjoy it,

later you regret!

Please stop being cute.

Please stop being cute. It's distracting.

Girl

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

Weather forecast

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

A successful man

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. 

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.